Dear Chris Johnson,
I hope this letter finds you well. There’s no easy way to put this. I’m writing with some bad news. I’m at a point in my life where I know what I want. And I don’t think we’re compatible. I’ve come to the realization that I can’t change you. I’ve tried positive reinforcement. I’ve tried public humiliation. I’ve tried denial. Even vodka. I realize I can only control my own actions. I can’t make you rush better, or suddenly read defenses. And never mind finding the end zone. Worst of all, I can’t make you care. No matter how much I want it. No matter how much I beg. I’m sorry, but we’re done… Wait, what? Johnson has no trade value? OK, Chris, so let’s consider this a separation for now. You will sit on my bench with other misfits like DeAngelo Williams, while I test the field. Take care.
Hugs and Kisses,
Erin
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P.S. Don’t worry. You won’t catch me throwing myself at Ringer.
Feeling a little burned, try out these picks:
Lance Ball – Denver is a mess. But check out Ball, who rushed for 63 yards on six carries. While Knowshon Moreno remains the lead back, Ball should get at least 50 yards vs. Oakland. Available everywhere.
Antonio Brown – Seems like an obvious play, but the Steelers stud is still available in 34 percent of Yahoo leagues. Pulled off another impressive performance against the Patriots this weekend with 67 yards and a score. Even more convincing is the 15 Roethlisberger targets. Get him.
Michael Crabtree – If you were burned by Crabtree 1.0, give the newer version a try. Reeled in a team-high five receptions for 54 yards against Cleveland, and is beginning to show rhythm with QB Alex Smith. Available in 59 percent of Yahoo leagues.
Chris Ogbonnaya – Replacing Hardesty, who left the game with a calf injury, Ogbonnaya rushed for 37 yards on 11 carries, including 16 receiving yards. Hardesty’s walking boot is a good sign for Chris. Same for Peyton’s hamstring. Claimed by the Browns as a third-down back, Ogbonnaya is promoted to potential starter. Of course, follow the injury reports before setting your lineup. Available in 99 percent of Yahoo leagues.
Javon Ringer – Not the slam dunk decision you may suspect, as he’s not much better than the leading brand. At 3.5 YPC, he doesn’t give you much, but perhaps he gives you hope. Deep leagues only. Available in 88 percent of Yahoo leagues.
Tashard Choice – Welcome to Washington, Tashard, home of the Shanahan merry-go-round. Once a fantasy playoff sensation, Choice could be just another Redskins frustration, or he could be the next starting running back. We know this for sure (ha!): Still nursing a sore hamstring, Choice will sit week 9. Looking ahead, he’s a possibility for week 10. Worth plucking and stashing. Available in 93 percent of Yahoo leagues.
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011
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