Astros pitching doesn't stink

I never saw this coming. I’m guessing you didn’t either. Astros pitching is decent, even kind-of-sort-of respectable (sort of). Sure, with a 4.48 ERA through Saturday, you’d like to see that lower, but with the Astros offense projected to carry the team, an ERA in the 4’s keeps the Astros competitive.

This leads us to why the Astros are losing, and losing a lot. Simple: they’re not hitting or scoring. Here’s a snapshot of the Astros statistical rankings: 24th in batting average (.250) and 28th (!!!!!) in runs scored (66). It’s too painful to compare to the Pittsburgh Pirates, so I won’t.

The Astros pain at the plate led to an interesting and unexpected opportunity for me. Looking to improve the offensive production, Astros manager Cecil Cooper held open tryouts last week. It seemed appropriate for me to try. Why put a ceiling on my dreams? I did play softball in 5th grade. I still use the same glove – barely bigger than my winter mittens, and stamped with Vida Blue’s autograph on the palm.

The photo here shows Cecil and me talking before my debut. I’m asking if they have helmets that are more flattering as I felt like a bobble head wearing that big thing. So, how did my tryout go? I foul tipped one pitch. I think I’m ready for the big leagues! That is, once I find a cuter helmet.


Why I love Ian Kinsler

Let me count the ways. Ian Kinsler ranks second among all players in home runs (7), and second in stolen bases (also 7). His .348 batting average ranks him 16th, and his .795 slugging percentage is the best in MLB. His RBI production and runs are both fourth best. He does it all. And he makes me feel smarter just for drafting him.

For every Ian Kinsler, there’s a Milton Bradley. Fortunately, fining fantasy owners for player conduct violations hasn’t caught on yet. I’m not sure which is worse – his .043 batting average, or his altercation with an umpire two weeks into the season. Doesn’t he know he should wait until at least May before earning a suspension? This is supposed to be the honeymoon period. Imagine how bad he’ll be when he stops trying. Bradley also called the media liars. Nice.


Who’s hot (and named Mike)

Each week I give a few prospects: who to add, who to watch, blah, blah, blah. But I have to mix this up a bit. I have at least 20 more weeks of baseball blogging (not to mention football). Today, just for fun, I’m only recommending guys named Mike.

Mike Jacobs – the KC first baseman put up great numbers this week, going 11 for 26 (.423) with 4 home runs and 10 RBI. A good addition in mixed leagues.

Mike Hampton – a big surprise to the Astros pitching staff this year. Health could be a concern, but so far, looks strong on the mound with a 3.86 ERA. You may get snubbed in the wins category if the Astros continue to strand runners.

Mike Lowell – his eight-game hitting streak improves his batting average to .328. Boasted six RBI in his game Saturday against the Yankees. Hopefully, he’s just as good against a real pitching staff.

Mike Cameron – steady offensive production with a .310 average, two home runs and two stolen bases. Plus, his name is Mike.

Have a question? E-mail Erin at erskelley@yahoo.com.