So now do you feel my pain? Most of us in fantasyland deal
with the weekly ups and downs of our players. From injuries to slumps to stupid
penalties, it’s part of the game. All of us deal with this. Show me someone,
anyone not impacted.
Oh right, almost all of us.
That is, unless you own Peyton Manning. That lucky little
elite club is coasting through a peachy 2013 season with a playoff berth
already secured. I mean, what could possibly derail Peyton’s season? He doesn’t
slump, so yes – yikes – an injury is the only answer. During Sunday’s
Broncos-Chargers contest, Manning received a questionable blow to the leg. As
he gripped his ankle, Broncos’ fans and Manning owners could be heard across
the country. NOOOOOO!
Don’t worry, he’s fine. Might have a little limp as he
torches his next opponent for 400 yards. Might have a little skip in his step
as he throws for 200 more touchdowns this year. Blindfolded. But he’ll be just
fine. You can exhale.
I do want to remind you that most of the faux football
community deals with drama like this EVERY SINGLE WEEK. So, of course, I’m glad
your little trophy quarterback will rebound. But please, for Peyton’s sake, I insist
that you rest him the duration of the season. You know, for Peyton.
Here are this week’s waiver wire pickups for poor fools,
like me, whose teams are battered, bruised or just not performing:
Nick Foles, QB, Philadelphia Eagles –
This is a repeat automated announcement. Pick up Foles. So he didn’t toss seven
touchdowns this time, but I’ll settle for three. Next up is Washington who has
a weakness for quarterbacks. Available in 33 percent of Yahoo leagues.
Andre Brown, RB, New York Giants – I
can’t keep up with all these Giants running backs either. The Giants
desperately needed Brown to rebound from a pre-season leg injury, as their
other running options have disappeared. Brown answered the call with 115 yards
and a touchdown. Strong recommendation on this guy. Available in 50 percent of
Yahoo leagues.
Bobby Rainey and Brian
Leonard, RB, Tampa
Bay Buccaneers – Which
one do you choose? Tampa
Bay backs contributed
Monday night when Mike James left early with a season-ending ankle injury.
Leonard looked like the early favorite, finishing with 57 yards on 10 carries.
But Rainey dazzled with a 31-yard run, and a 1-yard touchdown, totaling 45
yards and a touchdown on 8 carries. It appears to be timeshare, with Rainey being
the favored back. Rainey and Leonard are respectably available in 97 percent
and 95 percent of Yahoo leagues.
Riley Cooper, WR, Philadelphia Eagles –
I know he made the list last week, but I only kinda meant it. Now it’s legit.
His 139 yards and 3 touchdowns last week were respectfully matched with 102
yards and two touchdowns on Sunday. Thinking Foles has a favorite target.
Available in 49 percent of Yahoo leagues.
Case Keenum, QB, Houston Texans –
Another tough loss for the Texans but another solid outing for Case, who threw
201 yards for three touchdowns. Lots of good matchups ahead for the second-year
Coog, including week 11 opponent, the Raiders, who surrender the ninth most
fantasy points to opposing quarterbacks. Available in 70 percent of Yahoo
leagues.
Tavon Austin, WR, St. Louis Rams – And that’s
why he’s a first-round draft pick. Like you, I’ve been scratching my head all
season wondering when we’d see the speedy rookie do something. So yes, two
receiving touchdowns on 138 yards, and a 98-yard punt-return TD are fantastic.
But buyer beware, prior to Sunday he had only 207 yards and one touchdown. Deep
leagues only. And P.S., he’s on a bye this week. Available in 56 percent of
Yahoo leagues.
Erin Skelley joins Texans
Radio every week on SportsRadio 610. Follow her on Twitter @erinskelley. She’ll
babble fantasy to anyone who will listen.